You're not ill and I'm not dead; Doesn't that make us the perfect pair?

I'm 18, human being, male, Glaswegian (a real one, as in, the binmen drive green vans where I live) etc.

Currently studying a BA (Hons) in Commercial Music at UWS in Ayrshire, which is great.
I'm a Content Management Intern for a company called Emubands.
Oh aye, and I manage a band called
So Many Animal Calls. (somanyanimalcalls.com).