December 2011
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scottishfrictionscottishfiction:
A guy offered to buy me a drink last night because he thought I was going to punch his pal.
I also asked a guy who was trying to push past me at the bar if he wanted a saddle to help him ride me.
Toni, I’d say never again, if it wasn’t happening again. Tomorrow. MILK ME.
So much wrong with our lives. So much.
I live in North Square: INTO THE UNKNOWN shock... →
martinjohnston:
Being ginger in life generally works out being (on average) 30% harder than your normal standard hair coloured friends life. Legit truth be told hard evidence fact. I’m new to this Tumblr malarky, but I’m assuming I’ve to spill my heart out in the most public attention seeking way possible? COOL….
Hello Martin Johnston.
Ladies if you’re into a man who moans about...
IT'S WEDNESDAY TODAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS;
THURSDAY TOMORROW.
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eilidhalison replied to your post: no Toni, its not Balloch, The correct answer dumfermline. I Could Phone you and you could just listen to everyone talking if you like
i really dont know how im expected to react to that last sentence
I can’t be responsible for my actions when Dunfermline is brought into conversation.
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eilidhalison asked: no Toni, its not Balloch, The correct answer dumfermline. I Could Phone you and you could just listen to everyone talking if you like
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NAW WAIT EILIDH
It’s not Dunfermline is it?!
eilidhalison asked: you'll never guess where I get to spend the whole day tomorrow
Public weeping and wailing for Toni Malyn
By that I mean
that when I die HUNNERS of asian burds are greeting at the news of my demise.
When I grow up I want to be Kim Jong Il
I'm such a wank;
genuinely sitting here pure chuffed because my starbucks mug is keeping my (black) coffee boiling for ages.
I am a worst cunt.
scottishfrictionscottishfiction:
Last night I agreed to a threesome with Toni Malyn.
This is AMPLE evidence that I really, really, really, REALLY need sex.
All I’m sayin’.
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HI WE'RE WORSTCUNT FROM SCOTLAND
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The next 10 questions I get I'll answer 100%... →
BLACK AND YELLOW
facebook by day
waaaaahhh:
Monday: I h8 mondays :( moanmoanmoan
Tuesday: DOMINOS
Wednesday: can’t wait for the weekend!!1111!!!1
Thursday: thing’s no one cares about
Friday: Getting totally StEaMiNg 2nite!!!
Saturday: So hungover :( but round 2 yay!
Sunday: omg I drank so much last night i’m mental
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Brett Domino is a hero.
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